For those who have wondered why I have these long breaks where I publish nothing and then seem to publish half-a-dozen things all at once, here is the simple truth. I break shit, computers to be more specific. Whether it's from surfing porn sites and collecting more viruses than a five-dollar crackwhore or from doing something stupid like tossing a bag off the bed that just happens to contain a big ass candle that comes down on my laptop and smashes my computer screen all to hell, I just keep breaking shit.
So, now I have to buy yet another computer (thank goodness for Ebay)and transfer all the data from my old harddrive into this new one so that I can finish my non-fiction book and one or two of the three novels I am currently writing. Luckily, the novel I am most enthused about is on my wife's laptop. Lucky for me. It sucks for her because now I am on her laptop all the time and she complains that her virus protection isn't strong enough to cope with some of the websites I go on. Oh well, that's what you get being married to a hedonist who breaks computers.
I think I need to buy one of those ToughBook laptops that you can drop off a speeding Jeep. That and Pentagon grade virus protection so the people over at PhatBooties.com can't put spyware on my hardrive.